ExcuseCraft: LamestLies | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3968	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Love Letters Sent:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	4419
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Buildings Constructed:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	233
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5119

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1741
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ores Mined:	4254	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	1332	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MCSugars

Economy, Survival

MCSugars is a survival server based on a diamond economy, with loads of cool features including land claims, pwarps, chest shops, crates, marriage and more

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MitoloskaSLO

Economy, Survival

Slovenian survival server because you start as a servant and can become a GOD! Come and join! more in the video: https://youtu.be/nIFqOfCyZBU

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

NiftySMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MythriaNET

Cross-Play, Economy

Mythria.NET – Your CityBuild network [1.8.x – 1.19.x]

__________________________________________________________________Welcome to Mythria.NET, Glad you found us here! Info: For voting you will receive a gift on our server.__________________________________________________________________

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Mines Excavated:	2147
Star Shards Collected:	110	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

AxolotlSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the AxolotlSMP!We are a dedicated server that is willing to be the server that goes above and beyond to give you the true vanilla SMP experience. We have some of the most custom features that you will ever see!▪ 1. Dungeons: Enter the dungeons and slay the commanders of each dungeon and earn loot along the way ▪ 2. Vanilla Gameplay: We’re bringing Vanilla back! Play your favorite game Minecraft but with additional twists and more! ▪ 3. Weekly Events: We have fun, engaging and exciting gameplay every single week! You’ll never get bored! ▪ 4. Storyline: Join and expierence an ongoing storyline. Meet new characters and new locations! ▪ 5. Custom Structures: Find large castles in the wild and loot them or make it your base! ▪ 6. Balanced Economy: Our economy is built to last! Years of experience ensuring that you’ll have fun! ▪ 6. Professional Staff: Our staff members are the best. No more abuse or unfair treatment! ▪ 7. Custom Everything: Everything is made by our team! Our plugins, artwork, builds, and models are all custom!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	24	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

ShatteredVanilla

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, Survival

ShatteredVanilla is a awesome server with multiple gamemodes such survival, hardcore gamemode coming soon, and more awesome gamemodes! we have awesome developers and staff to make your gameplay awesome. We have a cool discord where we host giveaways and events! We even host weekly crystal, sword, pot, cart, and elytra pvp events weekly too! This is a awesome server to meet new friends team up and make server ruling empires to try get ready for the end event every 4 months. We have cool ranks, insane builds, good pvp, and a awesome community for you to play with.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.