ExcuseCraft: LamestLies | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Super Fun Time

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Super Fun Time is a community of players that enjoy to build, have fun, and occasionally fall in some lava by accident. Our servers (Survival, Creative, SFTModded and others) are a great place to come around, build and grow with a community of dedicated players!Some highlights of our servers are: – Active staff team which helps players by protecting their builds and by guiding them – mcMMO with custom rates – An active Economy with a staff ran shop and player shops – Custom items/blocks/machines, added with the help of the Slimefun plugin – An active EventHost team which is constantly hosting events (board game, spleef, parkour, wipeout, grassluck and many others) – Fun gadgets and toys (Custom weapons, A proprietary Crate system, minigames, vehicles) – A Discord server linked to our servers so you can stay in touch even from your phone when you can’t play MinecraftWe strive to provide an inclusive experience for all of our players, regardless of race, gender, religion or sexual orientation.Our servers: http://tinyurl.com/sftservers

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Farms Harvested:	453
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Animals Bred:	188

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

ChaosCraftMC

Cross-Play, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A leading Community-based casual Minecraft network. Skyblock now open.Join us: mbs.chaoscraft.org Get updates: https://twitter.com/PlayChaosCraft Discord: http://chaoscraft.org/discordThe home of Youtubers

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Buildings Constructed:	41
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Zondayland

Survival, Survival Games, Whitelist

Hello, we want to offer our community pure modded gameplay with create, dungeons, dimensions, nether and end custom etc. The game works on application and respect for other players. Survival No reset! join us here: https://discord.gg/6gMWTjzab6

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

GlowCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Description: GlowCraft is a laid back Survival Multi-Player network. We Feature many Options but our main focus is Economy or PvE (Player Vs Economy). Created with the idea “Build Your Own Adventure” Glowcraft Features Custom Item(s) as well as Normal Game play. Depending on your Speed! Everything on our network is obtainable with gameplay. Economy Focus: We believe good game play starts with the player so we offer many ways to interact with the community by trading/selling and buying items in-game **Jobs** **Battle Arena** Win Server wide rewards for the whole community (coming soon) **Seasons** (Coming Soon) **Fully Player Run Economy** **Chest Shops** **Player Warps** **In-Game Reward Shops** **Vote Shop** **Pinata Parties** We’re always planning new features and updating the server constantly. We hope to see you online

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Enchanted Reef

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Hello and Welcome to the all new Enchanted Reef Minecraft server!We are a Enhanced Survival server with Custom Mobs, bonus custom recipes, Build protection, and a mining world that resets every month! Updated weekly!We have officially launched and are online, so come now and play! Version 1.20.1!New map!Website: http://www.enchanted-reef.com/Server IP: mc.enchanted-reef.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

WardenSMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

We are a Semi-Modded Minecraft server with a good community and staff members you can feel free to play on it. IP Address- ‎ ‎ Java- ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ wardensmp.dramaticrp.in ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ wardensmp1.dramaticrp.in ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ wardensmp2.dramaticrp.in ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎Port- ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 25565 ‎ ‎Bedrock- ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ wardensmpb.dramaticrp.in ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎PORT- ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 19132 Map Address- ‎ ‎https://wardenmap.dramaticrp.in/

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	252
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Kings Faction Deluxe

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Kings Faction Deluxe is a fun survival-based Minecraft Faction server with lots of plugins. We have Factions, Bedwars, End Boss, Duels with custom kits, Pets, Server shops, Player shops, Crazy crates with amazing prizes, and so much more. The server also has a helpful command wall in the lobby that lists all the commands you can use, some of which include /warplist and /news! Looking to get ahead even faster? In-game ranks and crate keys can be purchased on the Kings Faction Deluxe website. You Guys can create your own faction team or join one!! Don’t forget to vote for this server and share with your friends. Join today for the best Faction server adventure ever!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Cave Raiders

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Getting back to basics! Enjoy survival and semi-vanilla without the usual public server problems.Grief-free! With GriefPrevention, we have an unbeatable, easy-to-use anti-grief which protects your builds, your chests, your animals, and even the items you drop when you die. The server also automatically mutes and bans spammers and chat trolls. Easy to start. If you know how to play single player, you’ll know how to play CaveRaiders. Quick to start. With Population Density, you’ll start close to the edge of our explored map – This means easy-to-find ores, animals, and space to build quickly and easily! Fast Travel. Also a perk of Population Density, teleportation posts are placed every 400 blocks to help you quickly travel to meet up with friends, trade, or explore our huge world. Active Staff. The server is monitored by active Staff members so any troubles that pop up can be fixed quickly! Discord. An active Discord community means you’ll never be playing alone! Join the server to request a link to join, or wait for an announcement to cycle through with the address!This server is FREE.We don’t believe in holding fun game elements hostage and asking for ransom. Without paying anything at all, you can access 100% of our world and 100% of Minecraft’s game features. You will not be required to vote, make any purchases, or limit your play time.Thanks for trying us out!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Minefort

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minefort is a full-featured free Minecraft server hosting platform. You can create a server completly for free, either for fun, playing with friends, or just having a server. You have full FTP, which gives you access to using whichever plugins you want, even your own. You can join the server and make one yourself, or play in others.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Tsunami Realms

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Tsunami Realms! A Vanilla + SMP server with custom enchants, custom terrain, and custom armor! Tsunami Realms also includes lots of interactive and fun additions that make vanilla a little more enjoyable! A 1.20 Based server with Quests, Jobs, Economy, and many more! Come join us today at Play.TsunamiRealms.us!Can join from previous and newer versions!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Realmportal

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

▣ Choose from several classes and level up MMORPG style, craft hundreds of unique items, battle dozens of diverse mobs, and challenge 40+ new bosses.▣ Navigate through expansive and detailed dungeons for exclusive loot and unique gear.▣ Fly around on dragons and explore dozens of new biomes in the wilderness to build your thriving town using the 300+ new blocks and furniture pieces.▣ Engage in the economy with player shops, auctions and functional factories and farms.▣ Protect your buildings and items with land claims and the ability to lock containers. Griefing and stealing are forbidden and can easily be undone.▣ Enjoy an immersive environment with new textures and models. No mods are needed, simply accept our resource pack on join. We are 100% free to play with no P2W elements.▣ Realmportal has a decade-long online presence and has an experienced and active owner, mature and responsible staff, and a non-toxic community. We are committed to regular updates and value your feedback for new content.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

TerraTales

Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

[1.20 – 1.20.2]We are a Minecraft nations server with a heavy emphasis on worldbuilding and roleplaying that strives to give the best player driven experience possible; where you can choose your own path in this expansive world, because history is made by those who build it!What can we offer you? > An expansive 12,000 by 12,000 custom map > A welcoming community > Various unique plugins to give you a one-of-a-kind experience > Active and helpful staff team > Unravelling storylines, letting you become part of history > An active Discord > A Wiki spanning hundreds of pages of player made lore > The chance to take part in international politics

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

WarlockAUS

Cross-Play, Towny

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	291
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

GalaxyMC

Survival, Towny

Hello everyone, I present to you GalaxyMC, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, but here, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you. – Physical Currency System – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Secure vaults – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP)

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Mines Excavated:	1644	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Aetherius Craft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Aetherius Craft is a craftable economy filled with a wide variety of plugin features, offering many possibilities and an ever expanding realm of creativity for players to enjoy! Aetherius Craft uses Twitch and YouTube to further expand it’s presence in the Minecraft community. Be sure to check out Aetherius Craft’s other social media outlets under our profile! We hope you enjoy playing on play.aetheriuscraft.com!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Star Shards Collected:	294
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.