Excuse Me Sir Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyQuarantineSkills

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Are you tired of being stuck at home with nothing to do? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and discover a whole new world of skills and hobbies you never knew you had!

Imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of the earth, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But wait, there’s more! As you explore the vast landscapes of our server, you may even encounter a secret society of talking cows who will teach you the ancient art of moo-jitsu.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, they replaced all the blocks in someone’s house with giant marshmallows – talk about a sticky situation!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and unlock your hidden talents while embarking on wild adventures that will leave you laughing for days. Who knew quarantine could be this much fun?

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Root Rot Rumble: SF305 vs Fungi

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Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bruh? Let me tell you, it’s like no other server out there, man. We got Bacillus velezensis strain SF305 up in here, promoting plant growth like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, it’s straight up battling phytopathogenic fungi and bacteria like a boss.

I’m not even kidding, this B. velezensis strain is like the superhero of the server, taking down red root rot disease of rubber trees left and right. It’s like watching a Marvel movie, but in Minecraft form, yo. So if you wanna be part of this epic battle for plant growth supremacy, you gotta join this server, like, right now. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get ready to rumble, Minecraft style!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SableCraft Revived

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

Community focused Faction/Survival-Claim server with custom world and structure generation. Heavy focus on lore and mythos throughout the server.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	12

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

DryNetwork

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hey we at DryNetwork want more players on the server so join it apply in disocrd and play with us

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Celeleb’s Crafty Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, rainbow-colored sheep, and talking creepers. It was like a Minecraft acid trip, but in the best way possible.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rides around on a giant chicken. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob in a PvP battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can journey to the Nether on our server and face off against the fearsome Ender Dragon… who just so happens to be wearing a top hat and monocle. It’s a battle for the ages, my friend.

So come join us on Celeleb and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures and wacky characters you’ll encounter along the way!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Crops Grown:	9654	Dimension Hops:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

AI Limit Minecraft SMP Demo

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Welcome to Another Chinkino, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our spawn point is a giant chicken wearing a sombrero riding a llama. Need I say more?

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include llama races, where you have to navigate through a maze while riding a llama blindfolded. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for eternity.

We also have a secret underground disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. Just watch out for the creeper DJ, he tends to explode when he drops the beat too hard.

And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and zombie villagers that break out into spontaneous dance battles. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

So come on down to Another Chinkino and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world? Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your diamond armor is covered in tears of joy.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SisterWifeWeddingCraft

affair accusations, blended family, controversy, Crossroads, Decision making, family approval, Grief, Guilt, judgment, late wife’s sister, love, marrying, moral dilemma, parenting, relationship, remarriage, SisterWifeWeddingCraft, societal norms, support system, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this story. Build your own virtual family with other players, navigate through complex relationships, and deal with drama just like in real life (minus the cancer and affairs, of course).

Who needs therapy when you can escape into our Minecraft world and experience all the chaos and craziness you could ever imagine? Join now and let the drama unfold!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

LoveStoppedMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the only way to show your love is by building the most epic heart-shaped base for your crush? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with love potions, heart-shaped explosions, and romantic battles against mobs. Who needs love letters when you can send your crush a virtual diamond sword engraved with your undying affection?

So, if you’re ready to test your love in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate in a creeper mask.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

NostalgicCraft2016

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Remember the good ol’ days of 2016 when Harambe was still alive and everyone was obsessed with fidget spinners? Well, this Minecraft server will transport you back to that magical time! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, nostalgia, and pixelated adventures.

Our server is so lit that even Harambe himself would want to play here. We have custom mini-games like “Fidget Spinner Frenzy” where you can battle it out with other players using your trusty spinner. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo filled with pixelated gorillas!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive skins of all your favorite 2016 icons like Salt Bae, the Mannequin Challenge, and even the infamous Dress (is it blue and black or white and gold?). Join us now and relive the glory days of 2016 in the most epic Minecraft server ever created!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Finger Fumble Craft

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hey u, yea u, do u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well buckle up buttercup cuz dis server is gonna blow ur mind like a creeper in a TNT shop!

we got pigs that can fly, chickens that do the macarena, and cows that can do backflips. yea, u heard me right, BACKFLIPS.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where all the cool kids hang out and plot world domination. u wanna be a part of dat? of course u do!

oh and did i mention we have a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? yea, u can ride that bad boy while dodging lava and zombie pigmen. it’s a thrill ride like no other!

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for urself. just remember, always use ur right index finger for everything, even if it doesn’t make sense. trust me, it’s the key to success in dis wacky world!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	365
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Chariz

1.21.1, berock players, Beta, Discord, Feedback, Friends, Minecraft, Server, Survival, Tpa, version 1.9, voice chat

Server for those looking to play with friends using voice chat, tpa, etc. And it also includes berock players

Note: server beta! Leave your feedback on discord/help: https://discord.gg/zqAbDxurWD

But in the future this server will be improved, thank you for your preference on our server

Optional version from 1.9 to 1.21.1 I hope you like it and if something is missing from the server just let us know on discord

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Pixel Forest Minecraft Server

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Welcome to Saint Mori Calliope, the most epic Minecraft server in the Imperium of Man! Join us as we battle against the forces of chaos and build our empire in the name of the Emperor!

Reasons to join: 1. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant golden statue of Calliope, the goddess of Minecraft herself. She will protect you from any griefers or creepers that dare to come near. 2. Our community is made up of the bravest warriors and the most skilled builders in all the land. Together, we will conquer all who oppose us. 3. Our server events are legendary. From epic PvP battles to treasure hunts in the Nether, there is never a dull moment on Saint Mori Calliope. 4. Rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a secret dungeon filled with rare loot and powerful weapons. Only the most daring adventurers can hope to uncover its secrets. 5. And if you’re lucky, you may even catch a glimpse of the elusive Herobrine, who is said to roam the server at night, haunting those who dare to cross his path.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Saint Mori Calliope and become a legend in the Imperium of Man!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Hawk TUAH Minecraft SMP Ludwig von Misesian Austrian Girl

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between Hawk Tuah girl and Ludwig von Misesian, fighting it out over their economic ideologies while building pixelated empires. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell in this wacky world where even the chickens have secret alliances. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

HackCraft: Life Pro Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek. Plus, we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy – just watch out for the evil gummy bears!

But that’s not all – we also have a magical potion that turns you into a flying unicorn, and a treasure chest filled with diamonds that never runs out. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in the multiverse and discover your greatest life hack yet!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6231	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CartelCraft: 38+ Years of Bribe Blocks

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have mexico’s ex-public security chief as our admin! he got sentenced to 38-plus years in the US for taking cartel bribes but now he’s here to make sure our server is safe from any shady deals. join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even some hidden treasure (if you can bribe him with enough diamonds)! who needs regular old minecraft servers when you can join ours and be part of the most scandalous gaming community out there? come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the feds shut us down!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2