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| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 384 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 16 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 36 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Star Shards Collected: | 273 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6751 |
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