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| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 7905 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 3625 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 14 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 94 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 5995 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 40 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
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So come on down to our server and let’s build a world where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next! Join us today and let’s make some memories that are crazier than a drunk ex trying to hit on you at a party.
