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Don’t be a jerk like Sarah, come join our server and let the virtual adventures begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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