Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons!

Our server is the perfect escape from messy divorces and absentee parents. No need to worry about signing birthday cards for your ex-wife, just focus on building the coolest virtual birthday party for your son, Noah!

Join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a 34-year-old ex-wife accusing you of cheating with a 19-year-old intern when you can have fun mining for diamonds and crafting epic builds with your virtual friends?

Don’t be a jerk like Sarah, come join our server and let the virtual adventures begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 37 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 7
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

New Minecraft Servers

  • HangryCraft: Steppie Banquet Dilemma

    HangryCraft: Steppie Banquet Dilemma
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a backseat to building epic creations!

    Join us and escape the chaos of step-siblings with food allergies and overbearing parents. On our server, you can finally eat at your favorite virtual restaurant without any restrictions! No more puking or rashes here, just pure gaming fun.

    Build your dream world, explore new realms, and unleash your creativity without any guilt or judgment. Who needs family affection when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?

    So, are you ready to leave the drama behind and join our server? Let’s build some epic structures and have a blast together! Remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boring gameplay.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 51 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 24
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MemoryMinecraftSMP

    MemoryMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of forgetting where you left your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a magical memory-enhancing potion that will make you remember every single block you’ve ever placed! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft memory master, never losing track of your precious loot again. Plus, rumor has it that the potion also gives you the ability to speak fluent Villager language, so you can trade with them like a pro. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join our wacky and memory-boosting Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3657 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockyHeartbreak

    BlockyHeartbreak
    Tired of dealing with all the creepers and skeletons in my ex’s life, I decided to join this epic Minecraft server instead! With endless adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are more loyal than a pack of wolves, this server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life. Plus, rumor has it that the diamonds here are so plentiful, they make your ex’s excuses look like dirt blocks in comparison. So why did my last relationship end? Because I found a new love that’s blockier, bolder, and way more fun!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9
    Chimeras Created: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 8642
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 30

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • QudsCraft – Chief in Good Health

    QudsCraft – Chief in Good Health
    so, liek, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb dot com. we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the macarena. u wanna know why? cuz our server is run by a secret society of llamas who have magical powers. yep, u heard me right. these llamas can make ur wildest minecraft dreams come true. want a diamond pickaxe that never breaks? they gotchu. wanna ride a dragon into battle? they gotchu.

    but wait, there’s more. our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken. this beast is half chicken, half enderman, and all trouble. if u can defeat it in battle, u will be granted with the power of unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

    oh, and did i mention our server is located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, it’s pretty epic. u gotta build ur way up to the top and claim ur spot as the ruler of the skies. but beware, there are flying creepers up there too. they explode in glitter and rainbows, but still, watch out.

    so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the llama magic begin!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 40
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Cam Co.

    Pixel Cam Co.
    so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers do the cha-cha? well, u found the right place, my friend! this server is like no other, cuz we got a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. they trade u emeralds for your soul, but don’t worry, it’s a fair trade.

    oh, and did i mention the cows can fly? yeah, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic beasts. and the diamonds? oh boy, the diamonds are actually cursed and will give u superpowers like x-ray vision and the ability to turn into a block of cheese.

    also, every full moon, a magical portal opens up and takes u to a land filled with candy and unicorns. but beware, the unicorns are actually evil and will try to steal your diamonds.

    so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server! who knows what crazy adventures await you? maybe u’ll even become best friends with a talking chicken. the possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Crops Grown: 6359
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bio Boosted Tumor GPS

    Bio Boosted Tumor GPS
    join dis epic minecraft server where we got genetically engineered live bacteria dat act as tumor GPS! yea u heard dat right, we got bacteria helpin u fight cancer while u play minecraft!

    imagine da epic battles u can have while ur immune system gettin boosted by dese tiny warriors! u gonna be unstoppable in pvp, takin down enemies left n right with da power of science on ur side!

    so come on, join dis server and be a part of da most insane and revolutionary minecraft experience ever! who knew playin block game could help u fight cancer? only on dis server, baby!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 9447
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 56

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Poop Factory Employee Minecraft SMP

    Poop Factory Employee Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of working at the poop factory! Yes, you heard that right. We have a fully functioning poop factory where you can collect, process, and sell poop for in-game currency. Who knew virtual poop could be so valuable?

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Rumor has it that if you can impress General Cluckington with your chicken wrangling skills, he will grant you access to the secret chicken hideout filled with rare loot.

    And if that’s not enticing enough, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by DJ Creeper. Dance the night away with your fellow players while avoiding explosive surprises from our resident DJ.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Towns Built: 6
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Alien Abductions: 4 Void Armor Forged: 13
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyCouple Minecraft Server

    CraftyCouple Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of seating arrangements just like the ones at a wedding! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and chaos, just like trying to figure out who sits where at a family event.

    On our server, you can experience the thrill of trying to navigate tricky family dynamics and seating dilemmas. Will you be the one to make the tough decisions like asking someone to sit at a separate table, or will you be the one causing the drama by insisting on sitting with your significant other?

    With only 12 max per table, you’ll have to strategize and plan carefully to ensure everyone is happy. And who knows, maybe you’ll even meet a mysterious stranger who will shake things up at your virtual wedding!

    So come join us on our server for a wedding experience like no other. Who needs a plus one when you have a whole community of players to navigate through seating arrangements with? Let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 17 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21 Star Shards Collected: 158

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • StepFamCraft: No More Religious Drama

    StepFamCraft: No More Religious Drama
    Are you tired of being pressured to join in on religious customs and holidays that just don’t vibe with you? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of family expectations and religious obligations.

    On our server, you can build your own virtual world where you make the rules. No stepfamily members begging you to reconsider your beliefs here – just pure, unadulterated fun. Plus, we have a special Halloween and Christmas event that you won’t want to miss out on (sorry stepmom, your alternative Christmas doesn’t stand a chance against ours).

    So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, be yourself without any pressure to conform to someone else’s beliefs. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Crops Grown: 7689 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 11 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Chimeras Created: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HoleyUndiesNoProb-Minecraft SMP

    HoleyUndiesNoProb-Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion.

    Join us if you want to be part of a community where players with holes in their underwear are celebrated and given special perks. Why throw out those holey undies when you can show them off to the world in all their glory?

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on this server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Alien Abductions: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 6

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • YouthfulMinecraftFun

    YouthfulMinecraftFun
    Remember when you could fit your whole fist in your mouth? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can relive those glory days by challenging other players to a “Fist-Full-Of-Food” competition! The winner gets a virtual trophy and bragging rights for life. Join now and show off your jaw-dropping skills!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Void Armor Forged: 23
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Crops Grown: 9528
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HamasTunnelCrawl

    HamasTunnelCrawl
    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever find! We got more twists and turns than London’s Underground, and that’s saying something! Our map is covered with maps of Hamas ‘rape tunnels’ in Gaza – talk about a wild ride!

    Join us if you want to experience the most insane adventures in Minecraft history. We’ve got secret passageways, hidden treasures, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the madness of our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Enchantments Applied: 210
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Void Gems Collected: 20
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Love Quest Minecraft Server

    Love Quest Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling unappreciated in your love life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about that! Our players will shower you with so much love and support, you’ll feel like the most cherished diamond in the mineshaft.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with heart-pounding adventures and heartwarming friendships. Build your own love castle and find your soulmate among our pixelated players. Who needs real-life love when you have a whole virtual world of love waiting for you?

    So come on, join our server and experience a love like no other. Because on our server, love isn’t just a feeling, it’s a way of life.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 10
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Imagine If The Green Was Red On This Map, Haha Minecraft SMP

    Imagine If The Green Was Red On This Map, Haha Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have a server for you! Imagine a world where the grass is red and the sky is purple – that’s right, our server is like a psychedelic dream come true!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them cake. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are actually great dancers.

    Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Animals Bred: 11 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 196 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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