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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Ores Mined: 8537 Undead Armies Raised: 0
Elemental Crystals Collected: 26 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Love Letters Sent: 5
Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Infinity Stones Found: 6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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