ExBlockParty Drama-Free Zone

baby shower, beach day, birthday event, Boundaries, dramafree, Emotional Abuse, emotional trauma, emotionally abusive ex, ExBlockParty, friendship, Gaslighting, healing, memory lapses, moving on, narcissist, RSVP, self esteem, support system, toxic relationship, Trauma, true friends, Zone

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3078
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any emotional abuse or narcissistic exes in sight!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories as you explore our virtual world. Who needs real friends when you have a community of fellow gamers who just want to have a good time?

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all that real-life drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun to battle creepers than deal with toxic relationships.

Furiosa’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Action Movie, Adventure, badass character, charlize theron, desert wasteland, dystopian future, female empowerment, Female Protagonist, feminist icon, Furiosas, George Miller, iconic role, Imperator Furiosa, mad max, memorable quotes, Minecraft, nicholas hoult, one-armed warrior, post-apocalyptic, Remember Furiosa, smp, strong female lead, Tom Hardy, war rig

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	726
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Dimension Hops:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Well, forget about her because she’s got nothing on our Minecraft SMP! Join us if you want to ride into battle on a llama armed with a diamond sword and a stack of TNT. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear sunglasses to protect their eyes from all the explosions. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties with the Ender Dragon. So if you’re ready to embark on a crazy adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of mayhem, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP!

BrotherBlameGameCraft

Accountability, alcoholism, bipolar disorder, Boundaries, BrotherBlameGameCraft, college, Communication, family, financial struggles, forgiveness, Jealousy, mental health, parenting, personal responsibility, Resentment, self improvement, self worth, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, success, toxic relationships

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5913
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Runes Activated:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to relaxation and fun!

Join us and leave behind the craziness of family drama like the one described above. On our server, you won’t have to worry about your brother shaming you or blaming you for his problems. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to deal with jealous siblings or crazy family dynamics. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun here!

EndgameHauntsMeMinecraftSMP

Cinema, EndgameHauntsMeMinecraftSMP, ending, film, Haunting, haunting films, haunting moments, haunting movie endings, haunting movies, haunting scenes, Movie, Mystery, psychological thriller, Suspense, Thriller, unresolved, unresolved ending, unresolved mystery, unresolved plot, unresolved questions, unresolved storyline

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	221
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Mines Excavated:	3852

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like the movie ending that haunts you forever, but in a good way! Like, imagine if the server was a movie and the ending was so crazy, you couldn’t stop thinking about it. That’s what this SMP is like, but with blocks and stuff.

Like, one time I was building a house and a creeper blew it up, but then a magical unicorn appeared and rebuilt it with rainbow blocks. It was so epic, I couldn’t believe my eyes. And then, like, a dragon swooped down and gave me a diamond sword that shoots lasers. I know, it sounds crazy, but it totally happened.

So, if you want to experience movie-ending-level craziness in Minecraft, you have to join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, there’s free cake for everyone who joins. Who doesn’t love free cake, am I right? Join now and prepare for the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life! 🍰🦄🐉🌈 #MovieEndingSMP #CakeIsLife

LoveCraftMC

acts of service, appreciation, Communication, emotional connection, emotional needs, expressing love, Love And Communication, love and relationships, love language, LoveCraftMC, personal growth, physical touch, primary love language, quality time, receiving gifts, relationship dynamics, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, showing affection, Understanding, words of affirmation

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3780
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Buildings Constructed:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Emeralds Found:	9680
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and survival? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with a love language twist! That’s right, on our server, you can communicate with your fellow players using heart emojis, love letters, and even serenading them with love songs in-game.

But that’s not all! We have special events like speed dating where you can find your Minecraft soulmate, and couples building challenges where you and your partner can show off your teamwork skills. And if you’re feeling extra romantic, you can even propose to your in-game crush with a virtual diamond ring!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s all about spreading the love (literally), then join us now and get ready to experience a whole new level of gameplay. Who knows, you might even find your one true blocky love on our server!

TelAvivTNTBoomz

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Dozen, global crisis, Houthi, international news, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military attack, missile strike, Political unrest, RETALIATION, security threat, Tel Aviv, TelAvivTNTBoomz, Tension, Terrorism, violence, War, Wounds, Yemen

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3279
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Dragons Tamed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting struck is your funny bone! we got more explosions than a houthi missile strike in tel aviv, but don’t worry, no one gets hurt except maybe your sides from laughing so hard. we’ve got crazy mini games like “dodge the creeper” and “sheep rodeo” where you can ride sheep like a pro. plus, our community is so lit, it’s like a firework show every day. so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing getting wounded is your boredom!

Aqua & Gruel: Neolithic Noms

agriculture, Ancient, Aqua, archaeology, Bread, Cooking, Culinary, diet, discoveries, Early Neolithic, Farmers, Food, grains, gruel, History, Meal, Neolithic, Noms, nutrition, research, Scandinavia, Scandinavian culture, Water

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8578
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

hey u! ya u, lookin for a wild ride in minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz we got WATER AND GRUEL – NOT BREAD! that’s right, we’re all about that neolithic farmer diet up in here.

imagine chowin down on some gruel while buildin a sick castle with ur pals. who needs bread when u got gruel, right? plus, we got a whole storyline about how the neolithic farmers in scandinavia survived on this diet and thrived. it’s like a history lesson, but way more fun cuz it’s in minecraft.

so come on over and join the party! build, survive, and eat gruel like a true neolithic farmer. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Crafted Survival

Additions, Bedrock Port, Community, crafted, Discord, Environment, Friendly, Fun, griefer-free, INCLUSIVE, Ip:, mojang, Playtime, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, Trailer, Trust, Tweaks, Vanilla, Voting, welcome

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8808
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Endless Night Skies:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Animals Bred:	159	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Crafted Survival Server Overview

Feature	Description
Land Claiming	Players can claim land to protect their builds
Shopping District	Dedicated area for player shops and trading
Homes and TPA	Players can set homes and teleport to other players
Live World Map	Interactive map of the server world
Mob Heads	Chance to get mob heads as drops
One Player Sleep	One player can sleep to skip the night
Ranks	Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting
Active Player Base	Community of active players

Discord: https://discord.gg/qJAx8w3jcn

Server Trailer: https://youtu.be/qu5nJmSbEMA?si=U4bYORadEgOny1cm

IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

Bedrock Port: 19132

We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply connect using the IP play.craftedsurvival.net

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, we have measures in place to prevent griefing and maintain a friendly community

Q: How can I claim land?

A: Use the land claiming feature to protect your builds

Azure Realm 1.20

4koma, AZURE, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, Commissions, Events, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Haruna, Izuna, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Realm, Resources, Scrimmages, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5878
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Crops Grown:	2056	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	291
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Runes Activated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Yo, bros, come join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your brain but with blocks and stuff. We got guides and resources that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And guess what? We have circles, clubs, and friends waiting for you to join so you can build epic stuff together.

Forget about reality, jump into this server and experience 4koma, manga, side content, PVs, and shorts that will make you question everything you know about Minecraft. Plus, we have limited edition characters like Yuuka, Mari, and Haruna waiting for you to collect.

Don’t miss our Christmas Livestream, it’s gonna be lit like a Nether portal on fire. And the events? Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council is the wildest thing you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Join us for Grand Assault with Binah and Limit Break Assault with The Fury of Set, it’s gonna be crazier than a pig riding a minecart.

And if that’s not enough, we have banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits because why not? Patch notes, events, and double everything – we got it all. So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let’s make Minecraft weirder than ever before!

Fujimi Lovers Special – Minecraft SMP Oneshot – The End

adaptation, anniversary, anniversary release, Comic, commemoration, Conclusion, conclusion to story, Drama, End.., Fujimi, Fujimi Lovers, LA adaptation, long awaited, Lovers, Manga, Minecraft, OneShot, Release, romance, series, smp, Special, Story, TL inside

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	601
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a server where the mobs have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to overthrow these mob overlords and restore peace to the server. But beware, the mobs are not your average Minecraft enemies – they have evolved into super intelligent beings with a thirst for power!

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the city is guarded by a giant chicken who only speaks in riddles. Will you be able to crack the code and claim the treasure for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a mysterious portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy. But be warned, the candy creatures are not as sweet as they seem and will do anything to protect their sugary world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this wacky world!

Dad vs Father-In-Law Minecraft Server

Communication, dad, DAUGHTER, Disappointment, facetiming, family, father in-law, Fatherinlaw, Gifts, GRANDPA, Grandparents, in-laws, luggage, Minecraft, minnie mouse, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, road trip, roadtrip, Server, suitcase, Surprise, text

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2276
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of family drama interfering with your Minecraft adventures? Join our server and escape the real world craziness! We promise no one will fight over suitcases here, unless it’s a virtual one filled with diamonds! Build your own Minnie Mouse suitcase (or two, we won’t judge) and embark on a road trip to explore our epic world. No need to worry about surprise gifts from grandparents, just pure, unadulterated fun! So come join us and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into the game for some hilarious role-playing shenanigans!

CraftyNickHater123

Assertiveness, Boundaries, chosen name, Communication, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyNickHater123, discomfort, hate, humor, Key & Peele, mispronunciation, name change, Nickname, personal identity, pronounciation, Respect, sensitivity, skit, work environment

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5905
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Don’t let a pesky coworker ruin your love for your new name. On our server, you can be called whatever you please, whether it’s your actual name or a funny mispronunciation. Let your creativity run wild and build a world where your name is always pronounced correctly, no matter what.

So come on over and join us on this epic Minecraft journey! Leave behind the real world worries and dive into a world where your name is respected and cherished, just like your love for Minecraft. Let’s build, mine, and explore together, because on this server, your name will always be pronounced with love and care.

NorwayVibes Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, clean air, cultural heritage, Fishing, Fjords, innovation, midnight sun, Minecraft, Nature, Nordic cuisine, northern lights, norway, NorwayVibes, oslo, outdoor adventures, quality of life, Scandinavian, skiing, smp, social welfare, travel destination, viking history, winter sports

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8593
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Lol, bro, let me tell you about this insane Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit! So, like, this server is like the Norway of Minecraft servers, ya know? It’s like, so epic and cool and stuff.

First of all, the spawn area is like a magical forest filled with unicorns and rainbows and, like, flying pigs or something. And the best part is, you can ride the unicorns and pigs around the spawn area, like, how crazy is that?!

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are like actual wizards or something, because they can grant you wishes and stuff. Like, one time I asked for a diamond sword and they gave me a whole stack of them! It was insane, bro.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with, like, stacks on stacks of diamonds and emeralds? Yeah, that’s a thing on this server.

So, like, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s as epic as Norway, then you gotta join this server, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DinoLoverzCraft

ancient creatures, ancient extinction events, ancient species, DinoLoverzCraft, Dinosaurs, dodo birds, extinct animals, extinct dinosaurs, extinct species, extinct wildlife, favorite extinct animals, fossilized remains, ice age mammals, mammoths, natural history, Paleontology, passenger pigeons, past 60 million years, prehistoric animals, saber-toothed tigers, Woolly rhinoceros

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2099
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Void Gems Collected:	24
Void Armor Forged:	11	Endless Night Skies:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is all about extinct animals from the past 60 million years! Join us and ride on the back of a T-Rex while battling a pack of saber-toothed tigers.

Ever wanted to see a woolly mammoth in real life? Well, on our server, you can ride one into battle against a giant sloth! And don’t even get me started on the dodo bird races we have every Sunday.

So if you’re a history buff who loves a good laugh, come join us on our server and experience the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

NukeCraft Server: Argentina’s Atomic Adventure

#sustainability, Adventure, argentina, Argentinas, ATOMIC, Development, electricity, ENERGY, energy independence, energy production, energy security, energy sources, Environment, Expansion, Government, Infrastructure, milei, nuclear energy, nuclear reactors, nukecraft, policy, power, renewable energy, Server, Technology

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5002
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4205	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	1

come join our server for the most explosive experience ever! we have so much nuclear energy, you’ll think you’re in argentina! our reactors are so powerful, they’ll make your minecraft world glow like never before. who needs diamonds when you have radioactive materials to mine? join us now and help us reach our goal of having more reactors than argentina! it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, child soldiers, Conflict, Europe, extremism, foreign policy, hiring children, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israeli targets, KidCraftWarz, Manipulation, MIDDLE EAST, Political, Propaganda, radicalization, SECURITY, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9603
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3407	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Emeralds Found:	5957	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. we got kids from iran, like, attacking israeli stuff in europe. it’s like, a total war zone, but in minecraft, ya know? join us if you wanna see some wild action and be part of the most intense battles in the virtual world. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna be here? come join the madness, bro!