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| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 4118 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4976 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Farms Harvested: | 882 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
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But don’t worry, we won’t call you names or say mean things like your ex did. We’ll just keep bugging you to log on and play for hours on end, because we know you can’t resist the urge to keep coming back for more.
And if you think you can escape by denying our requests, think again! Just like your ex showing up at your doorstep in the rain, we’ll find a way to make you pick us up and drop us off wherever we please. Resistance is futile, so you might as well just give in and join our server now.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will never let you go, no matter how hard you try to break free, come join us. We promise it’ll be the most emotionally draining experience of your life, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!
