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Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 8367 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
Void Gems Collected: | 22 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
But don’t worry, we won’t call you names or say mean things like your ex did. We’ll just keep bugging you to log on and play for hours on end, because we know you can’t resist the urge to keep coming back for more.
And if you think you can escape by denying our requests, think again! Just like your ex showing up at your doorstep in the rain, we’ll find a way to make you pick us up and drop us off wherever we please. Resistance is futile, so you might as well just give in and join our server now.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will never let you go, no matter how hard you try to break free, come join us. We promise it’ll be the most emotionally draining experience of your life, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!