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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 9997 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
But don’t worry, we won’t call you names or say mean things like your ex did. We’ll just keep bugging you to log on and play for hours on end, because we know you can’t resist the urge to keep coming back for more.
And if you think you can escape by denying our requests, think again! Just like your ex showing up at your doorstep in the rain, we’ll find a way to make you pick us up and drop us off wherever we please. Resistance is futile, so you might as well just give in and join our server now.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will never let you go, no matter how hard you try to break free, come join us. We promise it’ll be the most emotionally draining experience of your life, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!