ExBlocker911 | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you alone, just like your ex? Look no further! Our server will constantly bombard you with messages and demands, just like your ex who can’t seem to let go.

But don’t worry, we won’t call you names or say mean things like your ex did. We’ll just keep bugging you to log on and play for hours on end, because we know you can’t resist the urge to keep coming back for more.

And if you think you can escape by denying our requests, think again! Just like your ex showing up at your doorstep in the rain, we’ll find a way to make you pick us up and drop us off wherever we please. Resistance is futile, so you might as well just give in and join our server now.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will never let you go, no matter how hard you try to break free, come join us. We promise it’ll be the most emotionally draining experience of your life, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

What is the IP for MMG Minecraft Server?

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Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

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The owner of the “BESTIX Survival Diversity PVP” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Towns Built:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Emeralds Found:	4442	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Vortex Fries: Where the only thing modded is the condiments! No Discord just ketchup!

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Server Information
Server Name:	Vortex Skies
Server IP:	vortexskies.serverminer.com
Modpack:	SkyFactory 4 – 4.2.4
Discord:	Join our Discord

Overview

Looking to dive into a fresh modded Minecraft experience? Vortex Skies has just launched and we’re opening the doors for new players! Whether you’re an experienced modded Minecraft pro or just starting your SkyFactory journey, there’s a place for you in our skies.

What We Offer:

🌟 Brand New World: Our SkyFactory 4 server just launched, giving everyone a fresh start.
🤖 Modded Gameplay: Enjoy the unique twists and challenges that come with SkyFactory 4.
✨ Active, Welcoming Community: Meet like-minded builders, share ideas, and collaborate on exciting projects.
🏆 Challenges & Events: Participate in server-wide goals and competitions.

How to Join:

Download SkyFactory 4 via CurseForge or any other supported launcher.
Add our server IP to your Minecraft client.
Join the fun and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: What is the server IP for Vortex Skies?

A: The server IP is vortexskies.serverminer.com

Q: What version of SkyFactory is the server running?

A: The server is running SkyFactory 4 – 4.2.4

Q: How can I join the Discord server for Vortex Skies?

A: You can join our Discord server by clicking here.

Q: What can I expect from the Vortex Skies community?

A: The community is active, welcoming, and open to collaboration on various projects.

Q: Are there any challenges or events on the server?

A: Yes, we plan community events, contests, and challenges from time to time with possible rewards.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	485	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Blocky Chaos Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of feeling like everything is falling apart around you in Minecraft? Join our server and let our friendly brainworm guide you through the chaos! With its soothing voice and wise advice, you’ll never feel overwhelmed again. Plus, who wouldn’t want a brainworm as a best friend? Join now and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mines Excavated:	3149
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Void Armor Forged:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Dumping Bitcoin To Pay Pumping Companies To Unflood Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Americans literally dumping Bitcoin to pay pumping companies to unflood their basements! Yes, you heard that right – forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, here you can witness the wild world of cryptocurrency meets home maintenance. Join us for a truly unique and chaotic Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret Bitcoin stash hidden in a flooded basement…or maybe just a bunch of soggy redstone. Either way, it’s sure to be a hilarious adventure!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2947	Alien Abductions:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BedroomBanishmentCraft

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Are you tired of your partner waking you up in the middle of the night to brush his teeth? Do you have a baby who also gets disturbed by his nighttime dental hygiene routine? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that madness!

Join our server and kick your husband out of the virtual bedroom instead! We have spare rooms where he can sleep peacefully while you build and explore without any disturbances. No more waking up to the sound of tooth brushing, just pure gaming bliss.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a tooth fairy who will grant you wishes in exchange for dental hygiene products. So stock up on toothpaste and floss, because you never know when you might need to make a deal with the mystical tooth fairy.

Join now for a toothbrush-free gaming experience like no other!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Enchantments Applied:	68
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

GoldenFountain Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only currency accepted is gold that comes out of your… well, you know where! Imagine the possibilities of building your empire with your golden showers of wealth. No need to worry about pesky mobs or resource gathering when you can just make it rain gold everywhere you go. Join us for a truly unique and hilarious experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, who needs children when you can have a golden empire instead? It’s a win-win situation! So come on, join us and start making it rain… gold!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Villages Defended:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	30
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftyRedditFAQs

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Tired of seeing the same old questions on AskReddit? Join our Minecraft server and escape the repetitive cycle of boredom! Our server is like a magical land where unicorns roam free and creepers dance to dubstep. You’ll never have to answer “What’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen in public?” ever again because on our server, the weirdest thing you’ll see is a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat. So why settle for mundane questions when you can join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy? Join now and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1867	Farms Harvested:	447
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

RoshCraft: Ukrainian Survival

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lolz come join dis server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster! we got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab!

we even have a secret underground base where we keep all the best loot guarded by a squad of ninja chickens. and if u think u can take them on, then come and try your luck, but be warned, they don’t cluck around!

we also have a giant maze made entirely out of cake, where the walls are frosting and the floors are sprinkles. if u can find your way out, u get a special prize – a pet dragon that breathes fire and flies you around the server!

so what are u waiting for? come join us and be part of the craziest, most epic adventure in Minecraft history! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Crops Grown:	8126
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Farms Harvested:	528	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Ribbed Dome Craft

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so liek, imagine a world where u can build the most epic structures with ribs and vaults and stuff. we got scientists on this server, man, they’re like geniuses or something. they’re all about nature and patterns and making ur builds strong and beautiful.

u gotta join this server, dude. it’s like the wild west but with blocks. we’re all about unleashing ur creativity and making ur buildings stand out from the rest. forget about boring old buildings, we’re all about that futuristic, nature-inspired vibe.

come hang with us and build the craziest stuff u can imagine. trust me, u won’t regret it. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	30
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Vibe Time: Where Endermen twerk and creepers bust a move! 18+ server, whitelisted. Come join the party!

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Vibe Time Minecraft Server

Server Type	Vanilla
Version	Java 1.21
Duration	4 months

Overview:

Vibe Time is a smaller vanilla community server that has been operating for around four months on Java 1.21. We’re looking for anyone who can dedicate some time to our server and hopefully be open to making some new friends. The server is focused on social and creative aspects of Minecraft with a slower paced gameplay.

Current world status: The world has been open for four months, with the ender dragon recently beaten. The server has no plans to reset the world in the future.

Economy and features: The diamond-based economy will be established with a shopping district near spawn. Events with rewards are held occasionally, and plans for a system beyond maximum enchantments are in progress.

FAQs:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server and fill out the application form provided by Nonectwi.
Is the server purely vanilla?	Yes, the server is vanilla with some additional features planned.
Are there any plans for world resets?	No, there are no plans to reset the current world.
How often are events held on the server?	Events are held occasionally, but frequency may vary depending on the season.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Magic Items Found:	2863	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Danda Dan’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no anime vibes? Look no further, because our server is anime-only baby! That’s right, no pesky non-anime content allowed here. Join us for epic adventures in a world where every block is kawaii and every mob is straight out of your favorite anime. Who needs episode 2 of that new season when you can create your own anime storyline in Minecraft? So grab your waifu pillow and join us for some otaku-tastic fun!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3556	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

L e o n M i n e c r a f t S M P

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon!

Imagine a world where Leon didn’t die and instead started a strange “Father and Daughter” relationship with Matilde…oh wait, that’s just our server’s lore! Who knows, maybe they’ll even end up getting married in-game! The possibilities are endless when you join our wacky community.

Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you’ll be too busy trying to navigate the crazy relationships and storylines that our players come up with. Will you be the one to break up the star-crossed lovers or will you join forces with them to create the ultimate power couple?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even end up becoming the server’s resident drama llama!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BabyCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of building a strong foundation before diving into parenthood? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual marriage counselor, helping you and your partner navigate the tricky waters of baby fever and marriage pressure.

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while also mining for compromise in your relationship. Build a virtual family with your partner, complete with 5-8 virtual kids (because who needs real kids when you can have Minecraft kids, right?).

Don’t worry about ending up as a single parent on our server – we’ve got your back. We’ll make sure your virtual marriage is as strong as obsidian before you even think about expanding your virtual family.

So come on, join our server and let’s build a future together – one block at a time! Who needs a ring when you have diamond armor, are we right?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5401
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Alien Abductions:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SibSplitLifeInsureCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of life insurance beneficiaries? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of splitting virtual life insurance with your pixelated siblings!

Picture this: you’re happily building your Minecraft empire when suddenly tragedy strikes and your in-game spouse (who is also a cop for some reason) kicks the bucket. But wait, there’s a twist! You now have to split the life insurance with his three siblings who are just chilling in their perfectly whole and complete families. The drama! The suspense! The outrageousness!

Don’t be a widowed Minecraft mom struggling to support her blocky children on her own – join our server and experience the chaos of dealing with unexpected life insurance beneficiaries. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and financial decisions, all in the name of pixelated family drama.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the wild world of virtual life insurance disputes. It’s a Minecraft server like no other, where the only thing more valuable than diamonds is a good insurance policy. See you in the game!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.