ExBlocker911 | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you alone, just like your ex? Look no further! Our server will constantly bombard you with messages and demands, just like your ex who can’t seem to let go.

But don’t worry, we won’t call you names or say mean things like your ex did. We’ll just keep bugging you to log on and play for hours on end, because we know you can’t resist the urge to keep coming back for more.

And if you think you can escape by denying our requests, think again! Just like your ex showing up at your doorstep in the rain, we’ll find a way to make you pick us up and drop us off wherever we please. Resistance is futile, so you might as well just give in and join our server now.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will never let you go, no matter how hard you try to break free, come join us. We promise it’ll be the most emotionally draining experience of your life, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6053	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

One Piece’s Ending Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can live out your wildest pirate dreams? Look no further than our epic Minecraft SMP inspired by the ending of One Piece!

Join us as we sail the high seas, battle fearsome sea monsters, and search for the legendary One Piece treasure. But be warned, the waters are treacherous and filled with other players looking to claim the treasure for themselves.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical genie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our One Piece-inspired Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the next Pirate King!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Ores Mined:	6892

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

ChubbyCraft – Dad vs Coach

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Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Join our server where we encourage players to pack on the pounds like never before! Our coach will give you a whole list of “rules” to follow to gain weight quickly, including specific fast food orders, soda consumption, and even supplements. Say goodbye to cardio and hello to a new, curvier you!

Just like one mom discovered, her son gained 35 pounds in no time thanks to our extreme weight gain program. His stomach is starting to look like his dad’s, and he’s never had a weight problem before! But hey, who needs abs when you can have a dad bod in Minecraft, right?

Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a chunky legend. Who needs swimming and football skills when you can be the biggest player on the server? Don’t be a “Karen” and miss out on this opportunity to bulk up in the virtual world. See you there!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Potions Brewed:	195	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BankDrainMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on useless hobbies like collecting rare flowers or breeding pink sheep? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and watch as your bank account magically fills up with diamonds just by participating in our wacky challenges and mini-games.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck and fortune to those who find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig once turned a player’s wooden pickaxe into a fully enchanted diamond one just by sneezing on it!

So why waste your time and diamonds on boring hobbies when you can join our Minecraft SMP and become the richest player in all the land? Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the secrets of the Diamond Pig and become a Minecraft millionaire!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1577	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Villages Defended:	12

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CraftyLifeGoals

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Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where the only excitement comes from accidentally stepping on a Lego? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Imagine a world where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks.

Join our server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom, where you can tame dragons, ride unicorns, and have epic dance parties with friendly creepers. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest fantasies in the pixelated paradise of our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best life in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

NaziCraft: Remove the Memes

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LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we build monuments to honor all the victims of communism! But watch out, some peeps wanna remove over 330 names cuz they think they linked to Nazis and fascists. But we say NO WAY, those peeps just misunderstood the assignment! Join us for some wild adventures and crazy builds, and maybe even uncover some secret underground bunkers full of treasure (and maybe some skeletons, oops)! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and show those haters who’s boss! #CommunismIsCool #NazisAreNotWelcome #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Potions Brewed:	153	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Animals Bred:	113	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3616	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Barnacle Breaker: Anti-Bac Adventures

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so like, imagine this, right? you join this crazy minecraft server and you’re like whoa, what is happening here? well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a barnacle-inspired synthetic polymer, just stickin’ to ya like crazy. but get this, it’s not just stickin’ to ya, it’s loosening bacteria from their moorings, like human tissue and industrial pipes.

i know, right? sounds insane, but it’s true. and get this, this discovery could lead to a whole new way to design antibiotics. like, who knew playing minecraft could lead to curing diseases and stuff?

so come join this server, where the possibilities are endless and the adventures are wild. you never know what crazy discoveries you might stumble upon. plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of something that could change the world? so what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Inchworm SMP: Where slimefun and towny make for a weirdly fun time plus you gotta be at least 16+

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Minecraft Server Overview
New SMP server with plugins like Dynmap
No official launch, join anytime
16+ age requirement
Hosted in Germany, running on 1.20.6 Paper

FAQ

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are rules listed on our Discord server. Please join to see the full list of rules.

Q: Can I invite my friends to the server?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends as long as they meet the age requirement and follow the rules.

Q: Are there any banned items or blocks on the server?

A: There is a banned items list on our Discord server to ensure fair gameplay for all players.

Q: Is there a limit on the number of players allowed on the server?

A: As of now, there is no specific player limit, but we may adjust it in the future based on server performance.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server for more information and the server IP address to start playing.

Q: Can I suggest new plugins or features for the server?

A: Yes, we welcome suggestions from our players to improve the server experience. Please share your ideas on our Discord server.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Crafty Creators Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us and play alongside famous celebrities like Beyonce, Elon Musk, Kim Kardashian, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, and even the Queen of England! That’s right, they all play on our server and you can too!

But that’s not all, our server is so wild that you might just run into a herd of rainbow-colored llamas riding on top of flying pigs! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Emeralds Found:	9785
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

TikTok Minecraft SMP Madness

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Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, build towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks, and participate in our weekly llama racing competitions (yes, llamas can race in Minecraft, don’t question it).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes. Don’t worry though, Steve’s pranks are all in good fun…we think.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win exclusive in-game prizes. Plus, our server owner is a TikTok sensation who promises to livestream all the chaos and hilarity for your viewing pleasure. And hey, if you’re feeling generous, maybe throw a few emeralds their way so they can quit their day job and focus on entertaining you full-time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest ride of your gaming life! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky flying squids…they tend to have a bit of a temper.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	226
Void Gems Collected:	21	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Emeralds Found:	3425

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MovieMarathonGoneWrong – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring movies that never live up to the hype? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the movies come to life! That’s right, we have a movie theater built in-game where you can watch all your favorite films in blocky glory. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Steve Spielberg himself roaming around, working on his next blockbuster hit! So say goodbye to disappointing movies and hello to a cinematic adventure like no other on our crazy SMP server!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Potions Brewed:	118	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Void Gems Collected:	27	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BlockyHealthHazards

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes! That’s right, forget about boring old creepers and zombies, we’ve got mutant chickens ready to take you down in the most epic way possible.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the dungeon is guarded by a pack of ninja llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because things are about to get wild!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CraftyVik’sRussianJailbreak

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hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? well u better join our server cuz we got crazier stories than this headline, like once a player found a diamond block that turned out to be a secret portal to a world full of talking pigs and dancing creepers. and if u join now, u can be part of our epic quest to find the legendary golden chicken that lays enchanted eggs. plus, our server is so lit that even the ghosts of dead journalists wanna play with us. so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s make some minecraft magic together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Cash Birthday Card Fun

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yo, u ever get a birthday card and u open it up and there’s CASH inside? it’s like finding a hidden treasure in a pirate ship, but instead of gold doubloons, u get dollar bills, yo. imagine if u could do that in minecraft, but instead of cash, u find diamonds and emeralds everywhere u go. that’s what this server is all about, fam. we got so many treasures hidden in our world, u gonna feel like a pirate on a treasure hunt. come join us and start diggin’ for that sweet, sweet loot. plus, we got a secret underground base where we throw wild parties with creepers and skeletons as our DJs. it’s lit, trust me. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on this server, every day is a birthday card full of surprises.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Mines Excavated:	3009
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

VaxCraft: Dems vs Reps vs Inds

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lol come join this epic minecraft server where we vaccinate players faster than dems getting their shots! we got crazy parties where we inject you with potions of immunity and watch you turn into a superhero! republicans and independents are welcome too, we’ll make sure you’re protected from all the creepers and zombies trying to attack you. join now for a wild ride of vaxxed up fun!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Torrent Network: Where RPG meets sky factions but sadly, no lifesteal in sight!

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Torrent Network Minecraft Server Overview
Survival Server	2 year old map, custom items, quests, shops, community of builders
Creative Server	Claim free plot, build within reason
Lifesteal Server	NEW server with custom boss fights, armor & weapons, terrain, enchants

FAQ

Q: Are the servers connected in any way?

A: Yes, all the servers are perfectly connected to form a community.

Q: Will the survival server ever reset?

A: No, the survival server will never reset. The map has a 2 year history.

Q: Can I play on the server with Java or Bedrock?

A: Yes, the server supports Java and Bedrock on any version.

Q: What is unique about the Lifesteal server?

A: The Lifesteal server features custom boss fights, armor & weapons, terrain, and enchants, making it a unique experience.

Q: Where can I find more information about the server?

A: You can visit the server’s website, Discord, map, and wiki for more information.

Check out our links:

And of course, the server IP: torrentsmp.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5341	Dragon Scales Harvested:	114
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Alien Abductions:	4
Farms Harvested:	464	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mines Excavated:	2205

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.