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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the grass is greener, the pigs are friendlier, and the creepers are just misunderstood! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and more drama than a soap opera in the Nether.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Little did they know, that chicken statue was actually a secret portal to a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas. But fear not, brave adventurer, for with great risk comes great reward (and probably a lot of llama spit).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pig King, a pig so majestic that players travel from all corners of the map just to catch a glimpse of his golden snout. Rumor has it that if you offer him a carrot, he will grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of bacon. Just kidding about the bacon part… or am I?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into or what kind of treasures you’ll uncover. One thing’s for sure, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. See you in the virtual world, fellow blockheads!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Buildings Constructed:	48
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Star Shards Collected:	93
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8916	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	108739

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Emeralds Found:	7387	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MCSugars

Economy, Survival

MCSugars is a survival server based on a diamond economy, with loads of cool features including land claims, pwarps, chest shops, crates, marriage and more

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Chimeras Created:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MitoloskaSLO

Economy, Survival

Slovenian survival server because you start as a servant and can become a GOD! Come and join! more in the video: https://youtu.be/nIFqOfCyZBU

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NiftySMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MythriaNET

Cross-Play, Economy

Mythria.NET – Your CityBuild network [1.8.x – 1.19.x]

__________________________________________________________________Welcome to Mythria.NET, Glad you found us here! Info: For voting you will receive a gift on our server.__________________________________________________________________

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

AxolotlSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the AxolotlSMP!We are a dedicated server that is willing to be the server that goes above and beyond to give you the true vanilla SMP experience. We have some of the most custom features that you will ever see!▪ 1. Dungeons: Enter the dungeons and slay the commanders of each dungeon and earn loot along the way ▪ 2. Vanilla Gameplay: We’re bringing Vanilla back! Play your favorite game Minecraft but with additional twists and more! ▪ 3. Weekly Events: We have fun, engaging and exciting gameplay every single week! You’ll never get bored! ▪ 4. Storyline: Join and expierence an ongoing storyline. Meet new characters and new locations! ▪ 5. Custom Structures: Find large castles in the wild and loot them or make it your base! ▪ 6. Balanced Economy: Our economy is built to last! Years of experience ensuring that you’ll have fun! ▪ 6. Professional Staff: Our staff members are the best. No more abuse or unfair treatment! ▪ 7. Custom Everything: Everything is made by our team! Our plugins, artwork, builds, and models are all custom!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Animals Bred:	71	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

ShatteredVanilla

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, Survival

ShatteredVanilla is a awesome server with multiple gamemodes such survival, hardcore gamemode coming soon, and more awesome gamemodes! we have awesome developers and staff to make your gameplay awesome. We have a cool discord where we host giveaways and events! We even host weekly crystal, sword, pot, cart, and elytra pvp events weekly too! This is a awesome server to meet new friends team up and make server ruling empires to try get ready for the end event every 4 months. We have cool ranks, insane builds, good pvp, and a awesome community for you to play with.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftyMynes

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Join us at CraftyMynes, We are a 100 percent Vanilla Server with great staff and Strong Community! Using all the newest features of Minecraft we have created an exceptional survival experience with TP/SetHome, arenas, parkour, and serverAI.Raiding and Griefing are: Allowed! Mob Griefing is: Enabled!Play on our Server: myne.fun Check out our Forum: https://forum.craftymynes.comWe always use the best hardware with many optimizations: Ryzen 7 5800X Watercooled 64GB ECC RAM 2TB NVMe RAID 1.0Gbps

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	2452	Enchantments Applied:	281

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CrafterLife

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

You are dead. WHAT? Yes, I know it’s shocking to us as well, but you are dead. HOW? You should be more careful when crossing the road. Truck-kun is everywhere. You wake up in a place with ultimate freedom! Endless exploration! This is your Crafting Afterlife. Welcome, to CrafterLife. CrafterLife is a NO-LAG fun server with friendly players! We don’t police the players here, we believe you can take care of yourselves with the right tools. Protect your land from being griefed with land claims. Someone said something you don’t like? Ignore them with /ignore ! We hope you’re as excited to be here as we are to have you. Enjoy your stay!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

World of Eldin

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Founded December 10th, 2010 We do not Tolerate CheatersHackers. Flight, speed, or x-ray will get you banned. We do allow Mini-map. The World of Eldin is not a very easy place to excel. You have the choice to just live off the land out in the wilderness, try and amass enough money to have your land protected, or go the cheaper route and buy land in a city. Our money is iConomy based, and our virtual currency is called Trade-Bars, with Bits used as coins or change. These Trade-Bars are used to buy a multitude of items from player shops and server shops or to buy a variety of land choices for you to build on. After purchasing a plot of land, you will earn yourself a title. Your first title will most likely be Gentry 100 wild tiles or Villager 100 city tiles. Titles are how you get yourself known around the World of Eldin, and they each come with some server responsibilities of their own.Griefing in Eldin is frowned upon, but if you live in the unprotected wilderness expect it City life is so much easier. You can make money by selling certain items to shops, or to other players. Maybe even get hired to perform a job for someone Living in a city or on any protected land will protect you and your precious items from those nasty griefers. With time invested in our server you will soon see your small plot begin to grow into a town, flourish into a hamlet, and evolve into a great thriving empire. Ruled by YOU Declare war, control trade, fight monsters, or spend some time with friends. If you’re tired of visiting servers that disappear over night, give us a try. We have been around for over 8 years and will hopefully be around for a long time to come. Hope to see you there

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Farms Harvested:	551	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

FTB Revelation by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rev.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border. > FTB Revelation 1.12.2 Modpack

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!