””/ex-yu/”’ Minecraft SMP Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the grass is greener, the pigs are friendlier, and the creepers are just misunderstood! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and more drama than a soap opera in the Nether.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Little did they know, that chicken statue was actually a secret portal to a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas. But fear not, brave adventurer, for with great risk comes great reward (and probably a lot of llama spit).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pig King, a pig so majestic that players travel from all corners of the map just to catch a glimpse of his golden snout. Rumor has it that if you offer him a carrot, he will grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of bacon. Just kidding about the bacon part… or am I?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into or what kind of treasures you’ll uncover. One thing’s for sure, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. See you in the virtual world, fellow blockheads!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CatholicCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to CatholicCraft, the best Catholic Minecraft server out there!

Why you should join:

You should join because currently, we are a small community of all types of Christians and non-Christians, not just Catholic-Christians! Over 1000 people across the globe have joined this server already in five months of being up. Don’t worry about not being a Catholic or a Christian; all types of people are allowed to join this server.

Now there is a disclaimer that has to be said. The server is a vanilla server but it does have plugins. The plugins that are on the server are to help it run lag free and also keep griefers/trollers from ruining a players experience by destroying one’s builds, trying to use inappropriate language, etc. We also have ranks for players who decide they want to donate to the CatholicCraft server to help keep it running, improve hardware, or to even go beyond just a survival server and maybe even transform it into a server with multiple game modes. Right now we are very limited with resources since our team is still very small.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Mathilda network

Survival

1.16.5 Minecraft Turkish Survival Server: play.mathildanetwork.com

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Shards of Sapphire

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival

Play.SapphireMC.Space (for bedrock use port 10100) We are a blooming Minecraft server network Currently we only offer Freebuild as a complete experience

WE NOW SUPPORT BEDROCK CLIENTS! Follow the instructions in the image at the end of the gallery to link your java and bedrock accounts. It will save you frustration logging into your accounts from a different device every time you connect. A Java account is required to join on a Bedrock Client.

Features of Freebuild include; – Timed Flight Potion, Ease of Flight add-ons, Custom trade economy w/spawn shops, OP tools Features of the Sapphire Network Include; Discord w/ 2-way server chat channels, Bedrock Client Support, Upcoming 4hr game servers, Multi-Client support (V 1.9-1.19+), NO P2W on any of our server nodes!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

DEC0DE

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

DEC0DE SMP (Java) Pure Vanilla (No warps, kits, etc.) Land Claiming & Guilds (Custom made, more features coming!) 24/7 No Hacking/Griefing/Stealing Allowed!

How to join? mc.dec0de.xyz

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Adamantium security

action, Adventure, Chestshop

( JAVA -_- BEDROK )

World to have fun, create super crazy farms and whatever you want. Paid jobs, gifts, votes, cheted armor and many more things, have a great time and enjoy

(YOU DON’T HAVE MINECRAFT, COME TO THE STORE I’LL GIVE IT TO YOU)

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mines Excavated:	3822
Animals Bred:	101	Enchantments Applied:	173

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

GameYx

Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

Version 1.14.4

Awesome server to hangout with your friends and play minigames. =) The best server for you! =)

Awesome server to hangout with your friends and play minigames. =)

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Norsk.Vnlla.eu

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

We have recently started up the server again, this will be the same server that I ran in 2014/2016 as few plugins and extra things as possible. This is to get as clean minecraft as possible! Here you are guaranteed to get the best Survival experience. Norsk.vnlla.eu

Welcome inside!

New server

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

The epic smp

Achievements, Roleplay, smp, Survival

let’s build a kingdom

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

FlowLands

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to AssassinMC, Formally known as FlowLands

We have basic rules.

Don’t exploit, Don’t glitch, Don’t grieve, Keep your opinions to yourself, Be nice, Have fun, Have common sense, And more.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Buildings Constructed:	33	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

ACraft BedWars

Bedwars, Mini Games

Fun, custom style bedwars server. Play bedwars and collect different rarities of fun cosmetics. Collect them all to become the ultimate player.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2239	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Kingsranger smp

PvP, smp, Survival

Server IP: Kingsranger.aternos.me

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Crops Grown:	8496
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

FireIce

Creative, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games

Join the FireIce minecraft server! We have many fun ways to play Minecraft! Classic survival, openworld creative and creative plots, and many minigames! Some of the more popular minigames are our Disasters minigame, our Find the Button minigame, and our Lightbikes minigame. Come join and have some fun!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Violent Voxels

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Violent Voxels : Extreme 24/7 Minecraft SMP It’s like classic Minecraft, but way harder – And we have Bounty Hunters!

Violent Voxel is an english speaking 24 hour SMP server that has taken the familiar Vanilla Minecraft experience everyone enjoys and cranked the dial on the difficulty up to an 11.

Linear Difficulty increases the difficulty of mobs that spawn into your Minecraft world over time. This is achieved by multiplying mob health, attack damage, and movement speed by a variable derived by dividing playtime by the rate of increase.

We have put the World Barrier to good use, as our world slowly scale up over time. This mechanic is in place to encourage players to create physically close communities, working together to build villages and towns but allowing people to grow their settlements over time and if they so choose, to venture off into the wide world to discover new locations with their new friends or alone.

NON MALICIOUS PvP/Theft is allowed, however we have a unique bounty hunter system in place. You may kill and steal at your own risk, but be careful as you may find your own head becoming worth much more than the items you stole or the person you killed

Server Info Violent Voxel is a 1.15.2 (Java Edition) server aiming for a more difficult co-operative multiplayer survival experience, ideally, we’re looking for players that would be dedicated to play over the next few months, and willing to interact with others in a reciprocal manner. If this server appeals to you, join our discord and we will whitelist you.

Age requirement is 18+ (with exceptions)

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Dragonhaven

Balanced Economy, family friendly, Land Claim, Safe Survival, Survival

Embark on an extraordinary adventure in a realm filled with endless possibilities. At DragonHaven, we have curated a server that caters to the desires of every player, offering an immersive and exhilarating gameplay experience like no other.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Toxic Rabbits Eng/Est Survival server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Toxic Rabbits your ultimate survival experience! 1. PvP is On, Griefing is not allowed on claimed land! 2. Ask Helper or higher ranks to claim land for you! 3. Do not build near spawn! Use /rtp 4. Automated farms and xpfarms are not allowed! 5. Dont use CAPS. 6. Total freedom of expression (Yes, you can talk shit, Racism is allowed.) 7. Do not use any hacks, autoclickers, mods, texture packs, etc that give an unfair advantage. Exception: Optifine. 8. Do not abuse exploits, bugs, or glitches. Report them. 9. Do not advertise other minecraft servers! 10. Helper + rank rules start from here. 11. Staff and normal members are not allowed to live together! 12. Staff are not allowed to give items to players from creative mode.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	236
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Dimension Hops:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.