So, like, we got this sick Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the world running out of heroin. Trust me, you don’t want to know what the alternatives are. But on our server, you can build your own little paradise and forget about all that nonsense. Plus, our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours. Join us now and let’s create some epic adventures together!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Magic Items Found: 7817
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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