So, like, we got this sick Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the world running out of heroin. Trust me, you don’t want to know what the alternatives are. But on our server, you can build your own little paradise and forget about all that nonsense. Plus, our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours. Join us now and let’s create some epic adventures together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
Enchantments Applied: 102 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY