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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 7971 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Chimeras Created: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
we got diamond blocks that rain from the sky, creepers that explode into confetti, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties!
our server is so lit that even europe is like “screw u.s., we’re joining this minecraft server instead!”
so what are you waiting for? grab your pickaxe and come join the fun! who needs a $39 billion loan for ukraine when you can have all this craziness right at your fingertips!