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we got diamond blocks that rain from the sky, creepers that explode into confetti, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties!

our server is so lit that even europe is like “screw u.s., we’re joining this minecraft server instead!”

so what are you waiting for? grab your pickaxe and come join the fun! who needs a $39 billion loan for ukraine when you can have all this craziness right at your fingertips!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
Crops Grown: 6708 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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