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| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 3343 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join because, like, Emmanuel Macron and other European leaders are, like, constantly criticizing Elon Musk for not playing on our server. they’re, like, so jealous of all the fun we’re having, building crazy stuff and fighting off creepers. it’s, like, the ultimate power move to join and show them who’s boss. plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a special power-up that lets you ride a flying pig into battle. how insane is that?! so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and show those European leaders who’s really in charge!
