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| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 742 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 20 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 27 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u, dis server is so lit u gonna wanna build ur virtual house right next to mine. why should u join? well let me tell u a lil story.
once upon a time, the iranian president-elect was playin on dis server and he was like “wow dis server is so cool, i wanna set relations with europe on the right path just like dis server is doin for me.” and then he built a giant statue of a creeper in the middle of spawn and everyone was like “wow, dis guy knows how to have a good time.” so if u wanna be like the iranian president-elect and have a blast on an epic minecraft server, then u gotta join dis one. trust me, u won’t regret it.
so what r u waitin for? come join us and let’s have some fun together. oh, and did i mention there’s free diamond armor for all new players? yep, u heard me right. so come on, what r u waitin for? join now!
