haha come join our epic minecraft server where european banks leaving russia would make the cows start speaking russian and the pigs start doing the kalinka dance! the kremlin is all like “oh no, our companies gonna be hurt!” but we just laugh and keep building our epic castles and farms. join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness, where anything can happen! plus, we have a secret underground disco party with the creepers every saturday night. don’t miss out, come join the fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
Demon Skulls Collected: 43 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Rainbows Spotted: 7
Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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