haha come join our epic minecraft server where european banks leaving russia would make the cows start speaking russian and the pigs start doing the kalinka dance! the kremlin is all like “oh no, our companies gonna be hurt!” but we just laugh and keep building our epic castles and farms. join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness, where anything can happen! plus, we have a secret underground disco party with the creepers every saturday night. don’t miss out, come join the fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 99/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
Gods Slained: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30 Rune Stones Activated: 9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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