so like, imagine if u were playing on this minecraft server and suddenly u were transported to a world where the UK had rejoined the EU? like, u could build ur own little brexit wall and then knock it down with ur friends for fun! plus, Peter Mandelson is there to guide u through the process and maybe even give u some insider tips on how to negotiate the best trade deals with other players. it’s like a political drama meets a sandbox game, but with more explosions and less boring meetings. join now and be a part of this wacky adventure!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Mines Excavated: 3990
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Villages Defended: 14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Falling into the Void: 2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • / Hoc / Minecraft SMP /

    / Hoc / Minecraft SMP /
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our fearless admin team swoops in on flying pigs to save the day. And that’s just the beginning!

    Need diamonds? Just follow the rainbow road to the end of the rainbow where a leprechaun will trade you diamonds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

    Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Zombie Dances: 8

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • HangryHubbyHungerGames

    HangryHubbyHungerGames

    Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like this? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing boiling over is the lava in the Nether! No more gaslighting motherf***ers here, just good old-fashioned block building fun!

    Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find some diamonds along the way. And don’t worry, if someone tries to start drama, we’ll just ban them to the End dimension!

    So why wait? Join our server now and let’s leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to deal with creepers blowing up your house than dealing with a husband blowing up over noodles.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Wilderness Tamed: 7
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Crops Grown: 3917 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • DrugCraft SMP: High on Blocks

    DrugCraft SMP: High on Blocks
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is cobblestone? Well, come join our wild and wacky SMP where the only thing we’re mining is…illegal drugs! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground network of drug dealers and shady characters just waiting for you to join in on the fun.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be able to partake in all sorts of illicit activities, but you’ll also have the chance to compete in our annual Drug Olympics. From speed mining while high on mushrooms to parkour challenges on LSD, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our wild and crazy SMP. Just remember to bring your own stash of drugs – we don’t provide the goods, just the good times!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • BlockyBattles

    BlockyBattles
    Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you constantly find yourself falling into lava pits and losing all your precious diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have a secret potion that turns all the mobs into friendly animals who will do your bidding. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken or having a pet zombie follow you around like a loyal puppy.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava hot tub for the ultimate relaxation experience.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Remember, on our server, the only thing getting fucked up is your sense of reality.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

    KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. we got north koreans fighting with russians in ukraine, like, what even is that? it’s like a crazy battle royale up in here. you gotta join just to see the madness unfold.

    we got pigs flying, literally. like, they got wings and everything. it’s like a piggy air force up in the sky. you gotta see it to believe it.

    also, our admins are like, actual wizards. they can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into friendly little puppies. it’s wild, man.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party? yeah, it’s like a rave but with zombies and skeletons getting down on the dance floor. you won’t find that anywhere else, i promise.

    so, like, come join the fun and chaos on this server. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 14
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Towns Built: 10 Living Shadows Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • UNIFIL Rocket Rumble

    UNIFIL Rocket Rumble
    haha ok so like u gotta join this minecraft server cuz like, we got more action than 25 hezbollah rockets launching near UNIFIL posts. u kno u wanna be part of this craziness. come build ur base and watch out for those explosive surprises, it’s gonna be a blast! join now and see if u can survive the chaos, it’s gonna be epic!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Void Armor Forged: 12
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • SevTech ModArchy

    SevTech ModArchy

    Born 10/3/24, SevTech ModArchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.12.2.

    SevTech Ages modpack. Total anarchy.

    High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

    Modpack can be downloaded here. https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/sevtech-ages

    Tech advancement anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Crops Grown: 9541
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • ExeosCraft: Where the McMMO is spicy, the Economy is booming, and the pets are feeling fabulous! Join us now on 1.21!

    ExeosCraft: Where the McMMO is spicy, the Economy is booming, and the pets are feeling fabulous! Join us now on 1.21!

    Join ExeosCraft: The Ultimate No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQ+ SMP!

    Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity.

    Why Choose Us?

    🌍 Stability Our server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
    🚫 Zero Pay-To-Win Fairness for all players is our promise.
    🎁 Giving Back Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.
    🌈 Inclusivity Hate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.
    🤖 Custom Plugins Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting.
    🎮 Cross-Platform Optimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players!

    Our Features:

    🌄 Permanent World All builds are kept forever
    🌟 Level-Up System All donator perks are available through free, in-game means
    🐾 Pets Train a pet to assist you in a fight
    🏡 Land Claim Protect all your precious builds
    🪓 McMMO Exclusive McMMO ranks, only obtainable via in-game currency
    💰 Strong Economy Thriving player economy
    🏆 Leaderboards Compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards
    🌟 Hard Difficulty Difficulty for the server set to Hard
    🗳️ Player-Driven Updates Join our Discord and suggest a feature!

    Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.

    Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com

    Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

    Discord: https://discord.gg/exeoscraft

    Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bag Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for insane events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of books and dodge flying pencils to win epic prizes. Or how about participating in the Joint Firing Drill (Breakthrough), where you’ll have to break through walls of obsidian using only a carrot on a stick?

    But that’s not all! We also have Grand Assault missions like fighting Gregorius in an Indoor Torment with Heavy Armor. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft combat like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Potions Brewed: 39 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 206
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Cash Money Minecraft SMP

    Cash Money Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a financial noob in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll have the chance to invest your virtual riches in our exclusive diamond market, where the prices fluctuate more than a creeper’s mood. Who needs stocks and crypto when you can become a virtual billionaire in our pixelated paradise? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make it rain diamonds in the most absurdly awesome way possible!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • NephewCraft vs SisterSquad

    NephewCraft vs SisterSquad
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the crazy story of our server owner.

    Picture this: a guardian uncle, two nephews, a girlfriend with four sisters, and a whole lot of drama. Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords.

    Build your own virtual bedroom and bathroom, just like the ones in the basement renovation project that started it all. Will you choose the architect’s specs or go wild with your own design?

    Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a Taylor Swift concert (virtual, of course). Just remember, favoring your virtual nephews over your virtual girlfriend’s sisters might lead to some virtual drama.

    So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? It’s a whole new level of entertainment.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 882 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • CraftyRejects

    CraftyRejects
    Have you ever tried eating a whole watermelon in one sitting and realized halfway through that maybe it wasn’t the best idea? Well, that’s how you’ll feel if you don’t join our epic Minecraft server!

    Picture this: you’re wandering through a virtual world filled with unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas, and talking creepers. You stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies are breakdancing and the skeletons are spinning records.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical potions that turn you into a giant chicken.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Zombie Dances: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • CraftyHalalCafe

    CraftyHalalCafe
    so, like, this server is like, the most lit place to play minecraft, like ever. we got crazy builds and epic minigames that will blow ur mind. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy of the server. join us and become part of the llama mafia, where u can trade diamonds for llama spit and rule the server with an iron hoof. also, we have a secret dungeon where u can battle giant chickens and ride pigs into battle. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Dimension Hops: 7 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Villages Defended: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • MenacePixelmon

    MenacePixelmon

    Join MenacePixelmon: The Ultimate Pixelmon Minecraft Server! IP: menacepixelmon.arktivity.net

    Why MenacePixelmon? Battles – Battle your friends or your enemies in good old fashion Poke Duals! Gyms – Conquer Poke gyms from around the map! Custom Craftables – Craft insane items, including untra pokeballs! Epic Rewards – Complete quests and challenges to earn awesome rewards! Form Teams – Create alliances and conquer the server with your crew! Jobs – Grab a job from spawn and start making money! Custom Spawners – No more boring vanilla spawners – we’ve spiced things up!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Runes Activated: 0 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Survival Horizons

    Survival Horizons

    Survival Horizons Server is meant to provide a friendly, fun and welcoming enviroment for everyone to engage in Minecraft gameplay.

    IP Address – mc.survivalhorizons.net  Map https://map.survivalhorizons.net Website – https://survivalhorizons.net Discord – https://discord.gg/survivalhorizons

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Falling into the Void: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 91 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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