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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 1197 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Epic Quests Completed: | 8 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
Crops Grown: | 4935 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2985 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
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