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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 5529 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 35 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
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