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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 5913 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
Runes Activated: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
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