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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 8269 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 48 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
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