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Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 2437 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 30 |
Villages Defended: | 9 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
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