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| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 9386 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. our diamonds sparkle brighter than a disco ball and our creepers are trained to breakdance.
if you join, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a unicorn for 24 hours. plus, our villagers throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft.
oh, and did i mention that our Ender Dragon is actually a secret agent working for the Illuminati? yeah, he’s got some crazy stories to tell.
so come join us on this server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is missing out on all the fun!
