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| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 4518 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 37 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Votes: | 993 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. our diamonds sparkle brighter than a disco ball and our creepers are trained to breakdance.
if you join, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a unicorn for 24 hours. plus, our villagers throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft.
oh, and did i mention that our Ender Dragon is actually a secret agent working for the Illuminati? yeah, he’s got some crazy stories to tell.
so come join us on this server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is missing out on all the fun!
