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| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 1947 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Villages Defended: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. our diamonds sparkle brighter than a disco ball and our creepers are trained to breakdance.
if you join, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a unicorn for 24 hours. plus, our villagers throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft.
oh, and did i mention that our Ender Dragon is actually a secret agent working for the Illuminati? yeah, he’s got some crazy stories to tell.
so come join us on this server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is missing out on all the fun!
