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| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 8416 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2046 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 30 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 7 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. our diamonds sparkle brighter than a disco ball and our creepers are trained to breakdance.
if you join, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a unicorn for 24 hours. plus, our villagers throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft.
oh, and did i mention that our Ender Dragon is actually a secret agent working for the Illuminati? yeah, he’s got some crazy stories to tell.
so come join us on this server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is missing out on all the fun!
