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| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 7508 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Void Gems Collected: | 24 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 43 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 894 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. our diamonds sparkle brighter than a disco ball and our creepers are trained to breakdance.
if you join, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a unicorn for 24 hours. plus, our villagers throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft.
oh, and did i mention that our Ender Dragon is actually a secret agent working for the Illuminati? yeah, he’s got some crazy stories to tell.
so come join us on this server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is missing out on all the fun!
