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| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 7145 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 21 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. our diamonds sparkle brighter than a disco ball and our creepers are trained to breakdance.
if you join, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a unicorn for 24 hours. plus, our villagers throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft.
oh, and did i mention that our Ender Dragon is actually a secret agent working for the Illuminati? yeah, he’s got some crazy stories to tell.
so come join us on this server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is missing out on all the fun!
