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| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 8392 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 13 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 28 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but the best part is, we got this magic potion that lets you build stuff super fast, like, faster than a cheetah on roller skates.
and get this, we got this secret underground city where you can battle dragons and rescue princesses and stuff. it’s like a whole new world down there, man.
oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with, like, mutant animals? yeah, they’re, like, half pig, half chicken, and they lay golden eggs. it’s wild, dude.
so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s, like, totally out of this world, come on over. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a diamond sword. let’s do this, bro.
