EU Border Beef Minecraft Server

Baltic states, Beef, border, border control, borders, cooperation, Defense, Eastern border, eastern europe, Estonia, EU funds, European Commission, european union, funding, joint effort, LATVIA, Lithuania, Minecraft, Poland, Protection, SECURITY, security measures, Server, strengthening borders

come join our epic minecraft server where we build borders stronger than Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, and Poland combined! we need YOU to help us protect our land from creepers and zombies trying to invade.

we promise endless fun and adventure as you defend our borders with your mad building skills. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and treasure waiting for you to discover.

join now and be part of the most epic border patrol team in minecraft history! who needs EU funds when you have us?!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SURVIVAL write /free and receive a gift! Minecraft server

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The server has wipes, write /free and get a gift! everyone 1 each case

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Mines Excavated:	4700	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Smelly SMP: Where the only things modded are the players’ hygiene! No Resets, just stink! 1.20.1, Java Edition

1.20.1, appeals, Builder, custom origins, discord invite, Edition, Fair moderation, hygiene, java, Longevity, Modded, No Chat Reports, No Resets, No Whitelist, Nomad, Optimization, Origins, planet minecraft, Players, punishment, PvPer, Resets, resource-rich, Safezone-Borderlands, Smelly, smp, stink, trader.., Vanilla

Stinky SMP Overview:

Server Version	1.20.1 and updating
Emphasis	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	Great performance with vanilla+ modpack and optimisers
Server Specs	16GB RAM + Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Special Mod	Origins mod with custom origins

FAQ:

Q: How often does the server reset?

A: The server has had no resets since May 2022.

Q: What playstyles are welcome on the server?

A: The server is inclusive of all playstyles, whether you’re a nomad, builder, PVPer, trader, etc.

Q: Can I suggest changes or new features for the server?

A: Yes, suggestions are welcome and will be considered by the server staff.

Q: What is the Safezone-Borderlands system?

A: The server operates on a system where a central area is protected from griefing, killing, and stealing, while a borderlands area allows for more intense gameplay.

Q: How can I join the server or learn more?

A: You can find more information on the Planet Minecraft page or join the Discord server using the links provided.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Magic Items Found:	4900
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Crafty Skillz Minecraft Server

2nd season, action, Adventure, Anime, Ars, Crafty, Drama, family, FANTASY, growth, isekai, Magic, Minecraft, Noble, Reincarnation, RETURN, romance, Sequel, Server, Skills, skillz, Supernatural, Tensei Kizoku Kantei Skill de Nariagaru, Wife

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because Ars and his wife are back and ready to shake things up! Rumor has it that they were on a secret mission to find the rarest diamond in all of Minecraft and now they’re sharing their loot with anyone who joins the server.

But that’s not all – they’ve also brought back a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and can fly you to the moon and back in seconds. Want to build a castle in the sky? No problem, just hop on the dragon and let your imagination run wild!

And if you’re feeling competitive, Ars and his wife are hosting daily PvP tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic showdown of epic proportions.

So what are you waiting for? Join the server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be prepared for the unexpected because with Ars and his wife around, anything can happen.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

French Is Silly Minecraft SMP

foreign language, French, French Culture, french humor, french language, french language debate, French stereotypes, Language, language analysis, language comparison, language criticism, language debate, language humor, language learning, language perception, language stereotypes, linguistic quirks, Minecraft, Silliest, silly, smp

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to settle the age-old debate of whether French is the silliest language! Our players have heated arguments in the chat about the pronunciation of “croissant” and whether “baguette” is just a fancy word for bread. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold French language classes taught by a talking parrot named Pierre. So come join us and let’s have a baguette-eating, beret-wearing, Eiffel Tower-building good time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Towns Built:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Dragons Tamed:	4
Dimension Hops:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

DadStepMomDodge Minecraft Server

Boundaries, burnt out, clubs, coping mechanisms, DadStepMomDodge, divorced parents, family dynamics, family time, last minute decisions, messy house, Minecraft, missed events, overwhelmed, parental expectations, parental stress, responsibilities, Selfishness, Server, sibling dynamics, split custody, step siblings, studying, volunteering

Are you tired of being the unpaid babysitter for your dad’s chaotic household? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness! No more cleaning up after messy siblings or missing out on your own events. On our server, you can build your own virtual family and they won’t even need to eat, let alone demand pizza! Plus, you can join clubs and study for AP classes in peace without interruptions. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to a stress-free virtual world! Join now and never look back at that chaotic household again!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Mines Excavated:	2731	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MommyWarsMC

blended families, choosing sides, court hearings, court order disputes, custody battle, custody rights, difficult decisions, emotional manipulation, emotional trauma, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, family loyalty, grieving teenager, legal guardianship, loss of a parent, MommyWarsMC, parent-child relationships, parental priorities, stepfamily dynamics, teenage independence

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your mom’s custody battles? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and family drama that will make you forget all about your own problems.

We’ve got stepkids passing the phone around during calls, summer vacations that feel more like family reunions, and emergency custody hearings that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs real-life drama when you can log on to our server and experience it all in the virtual world?

So come on down to our server and leave your real-life problems at the door. Who needs therapy when you can mine and craft your way through the chaos of family dynamics? Join now and let the drama unfold!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Buildings Constructed:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6410	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

LifeChanger in Minecraft SMP

behavior change, big impact, daily routine, goal-setting, healthy choices, healthy lifestyle, incremental progress, life improvement, lifechanger.., mindfulness practice, mindset shift, Minecraft, personal growth, positive habits, positive mindset, productivity boost, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, small change, smp, Time management

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft when suddenly you stumble upon this wild SMP server. And let me tell you, this server is like no other. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me hit you with some outrageous reasons:

1. The admin is a talking llama who only communicates through interpretive dance. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama do the Macarena.

2. We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take over the server. Will you join them or fight against them? The choice is yours.

3. Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and talking creepers. It’s like a rave, but with more explosions.

4. We have a player who has built an entire castle out of nothing but baked potatoes. Yes, you read that right. Potatoes. And they’re recruiting followers to worship the almighty spud.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magic Items Found:	6645	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Towns Built:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MineRichShook

affluent individuals, elite society, extravagant habits, extravagant lifestyles, eye-opening moments, financial excess, high society, jaw-dropping encounters, lavish spending, luxury living, millionaire mindset, MineRichShook, money talks, opulent experiences, privileged class, shocking encounters, social status, ultra rich, unexpected behavior, wealth disparity, Wealthy

Have you ever seen a billionaire ride a diamond-encrusted llama through a field of emerald blocks? Well, get ready to experience that and more on our Minecraft server! Our players are so rich, they build houses out of solid gold and bathe in pools of enchanted golden apples. Join us for a chance to rub elbows with the elite of the Minecraft world and maybe even score some valuable loot along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret vault filled with stacks of emerald blocks and diamond armor! So come on in and see how the other half mines – you won’t believe your pixelated eyes!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Farms Harvested:	261
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Divine Spears Created:	25	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

HackCraft Minecraft Server

Austria, cyber attack, cyber espionage, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, data breach, digital security, disinformation campaign, election security, elections, Espionage, foreign interference, government hacking, HackCraft, HACKING, information warfare, international relations, Minecraft, online manipulation, political interference, Russian hackers, Server

come join our epic minecraft server where russian hackers attacked austria ahead of the elections but don’t worry, we have magical unicorns guarding our precious diamonds and gold! our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in our world. join now for a chance to ride a flying pig and battle giant creepers with laser eyes. trust us, you won’t find a crazier server out there!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

AmmoCraft: Ukrainian Strike!

ammo depot, AmmoCraft, arms control, defense strategy, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, foreign relations, global security, international conflict, Iranian missiles, MIDDLE EAST, military escalation, military intervention, military operation, military strike, missile storage, political tensions, regional instability, russia, strike, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, war zone

Yo, so like, dis server be da bomb diggity, just like dat Ukrainian strike on a Russian ammo depot storing Iranian missiles! Join dis server if you wanna blow stuff up and cause chaos like a real-life international incident. We got crazy PvP battles, epic builds, and even a secret underground base where we keep all the rare loot. Trust me, you ain’t gonna find a server like dis anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s start some fireworks, baby!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7016	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PauseCraft: Embryo Edition

attachment, brief period, cell division, cell growth, early stages, Edition, embryo, embryonic development, embryonic diapause, fertility, Fetal development, human development, human embryo, pause button, PauseCraft, potential discovery, Pregnancy, reduced development, reproductive biology, reproductive health, researchers, scientific research, uterine lining

join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a secret “pause button” like in the earliest stages of human development but in minecraft world!!! u can enter embryonic diapause and slow down ur character’s development, reduce cell division, and basically stop time in the game!!! it’s like a cheat code but cooler because it’s a secret feature on our server only!!! come join us and experience the weirdest and most mind-blowing gameplay ever!!! who needs uterine lining when u have minecraft diapause, right?!?! come play with us and be part of this crazy discovery!!!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Blocky Shenanigans Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who wears a top hat and monocle. He’s the classiest chicken you’ll ever meet and he’s always down for a good time. Plus, our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest blocks. Rumor has it that he once built a castle entirely out of diamond blocks just for fun.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous TNT Troll, a mischievous player who loves nothing more than causing chaos and blowing things up. Just watch out for him when you’re out exploring, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy antics and hilarious moments await you in this wacky world of blocky madness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Schizo Chat Minecraft SMP

Chat, coping strategies, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health community, mental health education, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, Minecraft, online chat, peer support, saved chat, Schizo, schizo chat, schizophrenia, schizophrenia symptoms, smp, supachat, support group, Therapy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and wild adventures that will have you laughing until you cry!

Join us on our server where the chat is so schizo, you’ll never know what to expect next. One minute you could be discussing the best way to build a castle, and the next you’re debating whether llamas are secretly plotting to take over the world.

But that’s not all! We have legendary tales of players who have tamed dragons and ride them into battle, epic pranks that will leave you in stitches, and secret underground societies that are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

FamilyCraft Minecraft Server

Accommodation, AITAH, Boundary, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, disagreement, family time, family visit, Familycraft, golf tournaments, Minecraft, moving states, parents, Relocation, selfish, separate cars, Server, spending time, time limit, volunteer event, work call

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your family time? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no time limits on spending time with your loved ones!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world while also having the freedom to hang out with your family whenever you want. Our server is so family-friendly, even your boyfriend won’t be able to impose his ridiculous time constraints on you!

Don’t let selfish partners hold you back from enjoying quality time with your family. Join our server now and build epic structures with your loved ones by your side – no time limits, no boundaries, just pure fun and freedom!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Emeralds Found:	6315	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

NoKidsNoCreeperWeekends

Babysitting, Boundaries, Burnout, Communication, compromise, Expectations, family, family dynamics, Guilt, nephew, Niece, NoKidsNoCreeperWeekends, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, stress, Support, Time management, Understanding, weekends

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into babysitting every weekend by your sister and her husband? Do you want your weekends back to hang out with friends and relax? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for some much-needed fun and relaxation without the stress of family drama.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family and never have to worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting. You can create your own boundaries and enjoy your weekends the way you want to. Plus, we have epic adventures and crazy challenges that will make you forget all about your real-life family drama.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the babysitting duties to someone else. Trust us, it’s way more fun here than dealing with your sister’s constant demands. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together – no family drama allowed!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!