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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 9717 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2738 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Farms Harvested: | 868 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
on this server, you’ll learn all the skills you need to take down the russians, like building epic fortresses, mastering redstone contraptions, and taming wild wolves to fight by your side. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plot your strategy and stockpile weapons.
but that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is actually run by a team of super intelligent dolphins who are planning to launch a surprise attack on russia using an army of turtles armed with TNT. so if you want to be part of the most epic battle in minecraft history, join this server now.
remember, the fate of the EU is in your hands – are you ready to fight?