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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 7954 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 11 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 147 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret dungeon where you can fight a boss that’s half Ender Dragon, half Spongebob Squarepants. And if you defeat him, you get a pet panda that shoots lasers out of its eyes. I’m not even kidding, bro.
And the best part? Our server has a never-ending argument about whether pineapples belong on pizza or not. It’s like a never-ending cycle of chaos and pineapple chunks. You gotta join just to witness the madness, bro.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bonkers adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.