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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 6558 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 21 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Buildings Constructed: | 33 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret dungeon where you can fight a boss that’s half Ender Dragon, half Spongebob Squarepants. And if you defeat him, you get a pet panda that shoots lasers out of its eyes. I’m not even kidding, bro.
And the best part? Our server has a never-ending argument about whether pineapples belong on pizza or not. It’s like a never-ending cycle of chaos and pineapple chunks. You gotta join just to witness the madness, bro.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bonkers adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.