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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 8388 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
I heard they have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow unicorns that fart glitter. Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?
And get this, they have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers are breakdancing to dubstep music. It’s lit AF, fam.
Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden carrot, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato. I’m not even kidding, bro.
So, like, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and prepare to have your mind blown into a million tiny pixelated pieces. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.