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Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 4693 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Divine Spears Created: | 14 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
I heard they have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow unicorns that fart glitter. Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?
And get this, they have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers are breakdancing to dubstep music. It’s lit AF, fam.
Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden carrot, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato. I’m not even kidding, bro.
So, like, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and prepare to have your mind blown into a million tiny pixelated pieces. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.