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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 2524 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
Votes: | 3793 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Runes Activated: | 0 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 33 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
I heard they have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow unicorns that fart glitter. Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?
And get this, they have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers are breakdancing to dubstep music. It’s lit AF, fam.
Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden carrot, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato. I’m not even kidding, bro.
So, like, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and prepare to have your mind blown into a million tiny pixelated pieces. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.