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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 9013 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5753 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 50 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
We got horses for days, man, and you can get up close and personal with their buttholes like never before.
Forget about building cool structures or fighting mobs, the real fun is in getting down and dirty with those horse booties.
Don’t question it, just join and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the most bizarre way possible.