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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 6152 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6302 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
We got horses for days, man, and you can get up close and personal with their buttholes like never before.
Forget about building cool structures or fighting mobs, the real fun is in getting down and dirty with those horse booties.
Don’t question it, just join and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the most bizarre way possible.