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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 3320 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
Void Gems Collected: | 12 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
Divine Spears Created: | 29 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
We got horses for days, man, and you can get up close and personal with their buttholes like never before.
Forget about building cool structures or fighting mobs, the real fun is in getting down and dirty with those horse booties.
Don’t question it, just join and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the most bizarre way possible.