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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 4730 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Magical Moments Shared: | 13 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
New Chunks Explored: | 680265 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8724 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
We got horses for days, man, and you can get up close and personal with their buttholes like never before.
Forget about building cool structures or fighting mobs, the real fun is in getting down and dirty with those horse booties.
Don’t question it, just join and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the most bizarre way possible.