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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 8634 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 577 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
We got horses for days, man, and you can get up close and personal with their buttholes like never before.
Forget about building cool structures or fighting mobs, the real fun is in getting down and dirty with those horse booties.
Don’t question it, just join and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the most bizarre way possible.