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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 692 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3385 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
We don’t believe in following scripts here – in fact, we encourage our players to throw them out the window and embrace the madness. Need to build a house? Why not do it upside down? Want to mine for diamonds? Better do it blindfolded! The possibilities are endless when you join our server.
So come on, join our SMP and leave your sanity at the door. Who knows what kind of outrageous adventures and insane stories await you in our estrogen-fueled world? Just remember, the crazier, the better!